The captain of the titanic was told by his trusty lookout that they should be careful cruising that night. The captain brushed off the concerns of the lookout and had a fun night drinking tequila & scotch. Later that night, the lookout shouted "iceberg, right ahead!" and quickly jumped in a lifeboat. The captain woke up and yelled to the lookout, "what the hell did you do? You were supposed to be our lookout and tell us if we were going to crash into something!" The lookout replied, "captain, I told you to be careful. Let that sink in!"