Kids these days are so sheltered with their masks and hand sanitizer. Pic related of how kids used to live:

Honey, we are getting a nanny. I don't even want to hear it.

When I am critical of the tags other people use in their posts

When you explain to your kids that just because they have a lot of pennies in their piggy bank, it doesn't mean they have more money than you

When that annoying relative tries to talk to you at the family reunion

It's going to be really awkward when my kid realizes the meaning to songs he hears on the radio. No, grandma doesn't have the "sweetest pie." That accolade apparently goes to Megan Thee Stallion.

What I plan on doing with my three days off this weekend:

Teachers announcing plans for final exam week:

Contrarian investors when they hear about a crash

I heard there is a new covid variant BA.2.12.1 they are thinking of giving it a scary name, but it wasn't catchy enough

When a parent volunteers to substitute for the day

When you spend way too much money for like 500 wallet size photos and they all look like this:

Can't wait until inflation reaches the point that we start rolling over on prices

Selling my crypto for an electric car. Meanwhile, my electric car:

When you see Netflix starting to roll out commercials, effectively becoming what everyone hated about tv.

What your dog thinks when you've been gone for 2 hours

Kids, when we show up to 1st period

I always wondered how they were able to repaint a car so quickly in Grand Theft Auto

And the Award goes to...

Fanboys when Tim Cook announces the next Apple products are the same, but now you can get them in green