When you're a kid and you find a coin on the ground

When you've had enough fixing things around the house that you file an OSHA complaint for unsafe working conditions

When you are asked why you spend so long in the bathroom...

When your teacher tries to make a fun activity for everyone on their first day of school

Your mama so easy, she was runner up in the hot dog eating contest in college

I'm planning to do a one month detox from the internet (for the most part). Will this will be harder than cookie monster giving up cookies?

Teaching your taxidermied dog to roll over be like:

Birthday Shower Thoughts

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Everyone is getting a special meal/combo/sandwich at fast food places. Megan thee stallion's hottie sauce The Jack Harlow Combo The Nickelback Sandwich Douche Chris Brown

Explaining to fellow nerds what sex was like for the first time:

Kids when they are sitting in detention without their phone for 15 seconds: And that's the bottom line

When piglet put something extra in the honey for pooh. Tigger was already bouncing off the walls, so he must of had something else

Warning labels are there for a reason My friends on 4th of July. No more Instant Noodles

When you give the whole family Rona and your wife asks you for some of your viral load...

When your business asks for a tip on simply selling an item in your store I hate this tipping culture. Are you going to tip your toll worker for collecting a toll for the road you crossed?

Teacher supply checklist: 2022-2023 school year edition And maybe some dry erase markers too

When you try really hard to remember something and then out-of-the-blue it just comes to you later in the day when you stop thinking about it. A hippy took her ring to a pawn shop to see if it was real

Aang's girlfriend has just about had it with her boyfriend's practical jokes Bold