When you try to calculate how many Christmas lights you need to buy

When you get your kids gifts they don't use, but "it's from Santa" so who cares 🤷‍♂️

When you hire the pros to put up the Christmas Lights

Can't wait until the day after Thanksgiving so we can go back to being ungrateful for everything we have

With how advanced everything was in The Jetsons, it's kind of interesting to see them still using dollars instead of some sort of digital currency. Even if his wallet has some hundreds in there, that's

When you get a look at FTX in due diligence period

When you try to talk to your kid about building confidence and having a girlfriend so he can experience his first kiss and he says that he had his first kiss already in kindergarten. Time really flies

Candle? Check Pumpkin Spice? Check They love it a latte

When the class finds the teacher's OnlyFans page

When they used to teach you about drugs in school

Getting your kids to school on time always be like:

Guys showing off be like:

When you're waiting to download the latest update before your car will start

When your kid kicks a wasp nest

How my wife and I feel when we don't have coffee in the morning

When you take your car to get a tire fixed and they tell you you also need an alignment. Me: nah My car:

After seeing the success of Supreme and Cactus Plant Flea Market, I think I need to get into my own Streetwear company This is what I'm thinking for my first run. Shirts arrive preshrunk (because they

I'm Lovin' it

This is what Mario must have felt like getting hit by those flying cheep cheeps

Opossums are like the redheaded stepchild of the raccoon family