Seems shady. Hope everything works out

I used to enjoy a little wine and some classical music. It became too much to Handel and made me feel Baroque

I suppose it's better than drawing a bunch of penises at work

This pun flew over my head

It's been so long that I can't pay cash at the store because they are out of coins. It's terrible. Fortunately, fall is just around the corner. This should help, because that's when leaves change.

I have a big baby Taylor that I really like

Damn textbooks are so expensive

I thought this was a sequel to 2 girls, 1 cup lol

Comment #271 am I doing this right?

Yeah, they were lit, especially when Snoop Dogg brought his smoker

I don't like to BBQ with propane as it gets too hot. I like it when my food is char cold

Oh ah ah ah ah!

My house always gets filled up with smoke from the chimney, but at least I won't get sick because the flue is blocked

That's no fun. Hope he feels better

I think it's Morse code for "wake the fuck up, human!"

Thanks for you sharing your thrifting / recycling scores :)

....maybe lol

That's cool. Yeah, big cities can be great and all, but you can get so much more living space and land by moving away from all of that

I worked so hard at at Goodyear for years. It was really tiring

Happy birthday! Don't worry, getting older is a piece of cake