Yay, I won the last one! Kids these days are going to be so confused seeing classic cars. With electric everything, kid is going to look at the tailpipes and say "grandma, what's that stuff coming

Funny how fags means cigarettes. I wonder what words today will have a completely different meaning in the future. "Oh, there goes Bobby hitting his cock-bananna again" Cock-bananna meaning vape

Guy calls his wife to see how she is doing on her day off. Conversation not going well, reception is spotty. She's at the gym, riding a stationary bike and clearly in a bad mood. "Must be on her

The lightweight boxer didn't stand a chance in his new profession. The champion looked at him and quickly arrived at the same conclusion "Too weaks"

It's really easy to drop those new smart watches. It feels like time is slipping away.

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Throwing my name in the hat @theabsolute Goblin Psychic is a good card

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Really was a big proponent of teaching sign language

Simpsons!

Can't help but think of Dr. Zaius when I hear Rock Me Amadeus

Thanks for spreading the word. Here is a recent post I made while exploring artificial intelligence generators

I probably would cheat by using chatGPT haha

That's a nice goal to reach. I'm looking at getting to 400 HP, then 500, then hopefully 1000 at some point

Might upgrade my PC monitor to 4k this year. It's my new years resolution

I have a bad feeling about the New Year. They always have the worst musical guests and the past few years were just awful with COVID and people in masks and having to social distance. I wish I were more

I heard that some of the early 90's gangster rappers were going to perform at New Year's Rockin' Eve. with Ryan Seacrest. They wanted some "Old Gang Sign"

It's pretty crazy what it is capable of though. Writing poetry, book reports, essays, etc. Maybe not a terrific sense of humor just yet, but I'd be surprised if some iteration doesn't improves this in

People wouldn't believe it, but the first motion picture with sound was shown in Paris in 1900. Imagine living all the way around the world in Wisconsin and hearing about this. Small Town farmers from

Looks like a big project. Took down some wallpaper, which then required mudding the walls, which means sanding, which means a huge mess, then painting... Ah the joys of working around the house haha