What is a lions favorite Star Wars villain? . . . . . . . Darth Maul

The sausage-maker was asked if he enjoyed his job... . . . . . . . . . He said, "It's just the daily grind"

What do you call a wedge between valentine drinks from Starbucks? Chock-o-lattes

Crazy times indeed!

Why was the repoman so upset when he had to get the sloth's truck? . . . . . . . . . . . He was a three towed sloth

Joe Biden Voice: (When you're struggling through work) C'Monday!

What do you call one of them unreliable, dishonest, fools that are always making exaggerations and false promises on this blockchain since the 1970's? . . . . . . . . . A Hive Turkey. Can you dig it?

Will look into this project. Thanks for the link

Why did that kid get beat down in the street? He was throwing an Auld Gang Syne

What do reindeer do after Christmas? . . . . Sleigh down

Which of the 3 wise men confused the birth of baby Jesus with Halloween? . . . . The one that gave him Frankensteince

What did God give man on the first Christmas? . . . . Christmas Eve

Hopefully Christmas masks won't become a tradition

Too bad Starbucks doesn't have special drinks for Hanukkah. I would order a grande latke.

I just snow this is going to be good

I can't really think of a pun for this one. I guess I'll take my lumps

It's hard to even find a regular Nintendo Switch and that's been out for a while

I used to love sitting on the couch and watching sports all day with my bros. We were best spuds

Love the B&O media player! Their stuff is crazy expensive but are really cool looking

Why were my dad's kids not invited to my church service? Cuz "sins"