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Why are math teachers always having babies? Because they know how to multiply!

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Sorry buddy

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When the cobbler was fired, his boss gave him the boot

When the worker's strike hit the North Pole, Santa had to get his other pets to pull his sleigh. Working through the night, he was reining cats and dogs.

Congratulations! Homes are really expensive, but worth it. I made the mistake of doing a cash out refinance mortgage just so I could get a plot at the cemetery. Land is so expensive these days. Now I'm

Preparing for your next role I see!

The bee's last job was working part-time as a census worker. He enjoyed statistics and collecting information through different sampling methods. After that, he would enjoy a nice meal and call it a day.

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What do you call a Canadian in a canoe or kayak? Canuck Yukon also call them that when they are not in a canoe or kayak, eh.

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Alanis Morissette used to substitute as a chemistry teacher. Kids would always say that NaCl was covalent. She said, "isn't it ionic? Don't you think?"

Bought a Yodin Zaku because YOLO

The golden days of cinema

He loves his gold

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Harry Potter was a pretty good babysitter. He helped me with spelling and we did a lot of arts and crafts.