His mom doesn't take crypto, huh? Can't wait until the days when you have to scan qr codes on strippers butts. Much easier than explaining why I need a stack of ones

What's a bug's best place to hook-up? GrubHub

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Count me in 😎

"Working-class British people love a posh accent. It's genetic, a built-in subservience from centuries past." So true. Walk around all posh with a plate of bangers and you will surely get at

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Why was John McAfee so against the covid shots? I thought he was antivirus? There were many bugs in that apartment, I thought I was in a new cd projekt red game. I feel cyberpunked.

@mineopoly !LOL

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"There we have some Red Panda bamboo in a box. I like to keep all my favourite things in a box. Just ask Alice, my ex girlfriend down in the basement" Bwahahaha Sounds like Pandora's Box. Not

My money don't jiggle jiggle

What is a Libra's favorite shoes? New Balance

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How did the flight attendant know the pilot was into her? She could read the air signs

Yay! Thank you for the punster award. I quit smoking so I had to break up with a toxic relationship I had with my girlfriend. I was a Virgo, but she was a Cancer

!LOL Sour soy tit-milk formula shortage coming to a store near you

!LOL I dated a flat-earther once in college. Didn't work out though, she was just too plane. Talking to her family at dinner felt like I was sitting next to an ice-wall, always giving me the cold shoulder

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