Damn, that must be a whole lot of Lego

God, college textbooks cost so much money. The school bookstore probably would have sold that textbook for $300 and offered to but it back for a buck fifty haha

My dog was arrested for suspicion of spiking a drink at a local bar. Cops said they were woofies

I hate working on my house, especially when I need to repair shingles after a storm. Luckily my dalmatian knows how to woof.

Playboy Han really wanted to get that Princess Leia, but he remained Solo.

I had to move away from my childhood home. Family was wanted to charge me $5k a month to stay in the house. I decided to move out to save money and pare rent.

There definitely seems to be some incentive for the media to stoke division in the population: us vs. them, red vs. Blue, left vs. right

A farmer was excited to move a large amount of material with his heavy machinery after watching the original Star Wars trilogy. He must have been pulled in by the tractor beam

Why do babies sleep so well when sailing the ocean? Because the great nap tunes there

I got hairy legs...

They have been encouraging putting money into something other than savings for a while now. It makes it better if you have a lot of debt, but not so if you have a lot of savings.

In the ant's defense, I heard they can sting

Just make sure you don't drink alcohol on your way. In space, everyone is a lightweight.

You might want to sleep on your stomach because that is an anti-back-area

I wonder if they have anty bodies because they are thoraxinated?

What in the world does that medical rehab device do? Is it like a thing where you pedal it kind of like an exercise bike?

In the last game of the world series, the pitcher was visibly hungover. He constantly had low pitches and couldn't get a strike. He was interviewed after losing the game and asked why he was pitching so

I like the theory that we are all a part of Joe Rogan's DMT hallucination 😄 I like the simulation hypothesis, though the theory obviously wouldn't answer the question, "how did the real world beyond

Wait until they find that the Moai Easter Island heads were built to scale 1:1 haha

It would be cool if they made a legal tender physical gold coin to commemorate the occasion. Kind of like the Casascius coin, but from a government mint.