The lady was so frustrated when she was at the tailor. She was having a fit.

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I bet the spice girls would know

Count me in @theabsolute Thanks

!LOL

Holy crap, I just realized I did the same thing as @metzli I'll try to think of something fresh and post that before the deadline

Here for the fun !lol

I'm just going to say it, that giraffe kind of looks like someone was drawing a penis in the sand, then changed their mind and turned it into a giraffe

Thank you for the punster award! I bet Surge's favorite band is ACDC.

Did you hear them dish out the news? Apparently things are sinking and going down the drain. It's all really going to pot. It just dawned on me that when things look dirty, you just have to soak it in,

Well, at least you didn't hear the banjos from "Deliverance" along your walk

Last 4th of July was a lot of fun. We had a blast

You know you're old when you lie about your age so much you forget how old you really are. Women are 29 for 10 years and 39 for 10 more

I wanted to go to an underground night club that had illegal fireworks for the 4th of July. They made me sign a raver

If your lips get chapped lighting off fireworks, don't forget about the cherry balm

What do you call fireworks that are using another carrier's network? Roaming candles

There was a book about a soldier who would get some strange from across the country. He wanted to pick up some tale of two cities

Loved that show

Thanks for the update! Tagging @steemmatt Re-blogged

Yay, I won! Nice how you put together a pun from last week to this one. I was just at the car dealership. I almost made a purchase, but my wife blocked the sale because it didn't have a manual. That's