Ah yes, the good old goat penis tea, just like how grandma used to make it

I mean, she's just asking to be kidnapped by Bowser wearing that dress

I yearned for Kelya Frendul, but frankly felt unfeared from the duel

Peach was doing so well with the keto diet, but started slipping when Donkey Kong brought some bananas

"said this a little snarkily, the way that 9-year-olds do to their oh so stupid parents." 9-year olds are the worst hahaha !LOL

I tripped on the stairs on the first date with my wife. That's when I really fell for her.

!LOL

On one hand, it looks like the world is going to hell in a hand basket. At least there will be no werewolves. <---the silver lining

"the folly of non-guitar players and their silly non fingering finger ways. It's teeny weeny!!"

Count me in @theabsolute

Wow, who in the world would trash pure silver bars?

My neighbors are really chill. Probably because we live on the same cool-de-sac

I saw some kid writing his algebra homework on the sidewalk with chalk. I asked him if he always does this and he says, "yeah, I got street smarts"

!LOL Rule #1 don't offend people Rule #2 ignore rule #1

Happy Easter @mineopoly

Don't throw rocks in a glass house

Thank you for the NFT purchase! My kid is going to be so excited to know this. The link on my end seems to work when using peakd, maybe just broken on hiveme.me?

I love how quickly this went to yeast infections

It was the special yeaster blend

I knew a Jewish guy who was in a bit of a pickle so I tried to help him out. He didn't want my help though. He said it is wasn't kosher.