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Why do rednecks like to make love to goats on the edge of a cliff? Because the goats push back...

He should just buy the internet

I like turtles

This current CEO couldn't sell coke to a stripper at the whorehouse. Talk about not knowing their client base, makes me so upset I think I'm going to the whorehouse to cheer me up

Localbitcoins always had a bit of a premium, but 24k is nuts

pocketsend:69@theabsolute

Must. Consume.

Sounds like those condoms were illegitimate

Tits

Well, a camel hoof can make a camel toe so I guess that makes sense

I read about lucid dreaming years ago when I was a kid. I figured I would try it and it definitely works. You have to be in a mindset of knowing that you want to remember your dream and having pen/paper

We saw with cryptokitties that this type of thing could be popular. Hopefully things catch on and more use-cases will follow

On Christmas Eve, Santa made a sexual joke about Mrs. Claus' Christmas cookies to Rudolph. Rudolph replied: You sleigh me, Santa. Do we call boys born from red-headed parents gingerbred men? I think in

Looks nice, but looks like it lacks the abv that good stouts usually have

You've accomplished a lot in that time. Hopefully Steem picks back up. Couldn't imagine having 25,000 SP, especially with the previous highs

I'm glad you enjoyed it! I've never thought they were the same since the original trilogy, but it's all about if it filled you with joy and worth the price of admission

Hanukkah is lining up with my wife's period this month. Let's just say the real miracle is going to be if we don't argue during those 8 days. Never a fun time. Blech, it's not kosher

pocketsend:2@acolucky

Did @buttcoins get started with asspennies? If so, then bravo to you sir