At least she didn't catch you trying on her panties Gif from giphy

I wonder if she plays doubles. Definitely looks like a swinger

Good thing he has 9 lives

I didn't think she really wood. There was a lot of pressure on her to look for someone to treat her better. I just didn't cut it anymore

When I told my wife her chest was like a flat plank, she decided to split

Middle-aged women's leathery skin ages like milk. Those iguanas are kinda cute though

That had me dying. I had a better retort but I buried the idea

Catching a ride

Turtles in Time was the best game

I see. That makes sense

Looks like the progress the top cryptocurrencies have performed this year

Especially the dude on the left

Probably just saving you from hitting it with some tramp

That's why you shouldn't have kids ladies and gentlemen

I didn't get an airdrop but was hoping to receive one. Is it too late?

They may be ugly now, but remember they will turn into butterflies

Just wait until the doctor puts both hands on your shoulders and checks your prostate

Yeah, sometimes it feels like all the other coins are getting some action Gif from giphy

Don't forget to check for bedbugs Gif from giphy

What out for this guy. Dads will have to be more careful with their daughters