Probably needed a hedge trimmer to get through the hair Gif from giphy

Dentist probably went a little overboard with the novacaine on that one

Every man has a right to life, liberty, and the choice to pee sitting down

Now I have to worry about guys doing this when I'm at the urinal

You got to find a way to destress. Maybe go on a nice romantic dinner with the woman of your dreams. Just don't tell your wife

The only way to win an argument with your wife is to use the Chewbacca defense. She will be confused for just long enough for you to slip out the window Gif from giphy

Might not of been the only vibrator that wouldn't turn off Gif from giphy

Looks like a new formula for erectile dysfunction

It's the dip that keeps on dipping

You're nuts if you think she wouldn't take a swing at your balls if she caught you looking at another woman

If you can't remember then it didn't happen

Where is pennywise when you need him?

Some sort of point and click game, man I have no idea

The mailman gets around

Looks like the red-headed stepchild

Probably practiced beating himself in the shower too. Throw in the towel

As long as I can get all the railroads

If he hit the other motorcycle with the first he would get double points

She doesn't even realize it's from your stack of Monopoly money. You should tell her she won 2nd prize in a beauty contest and slip her another $10

I think it's a normal reaction that taste buds have when they taste something bitter