Because I deserve to live through the excruciating pain of a missing eye and third-degree face burns. Dying is far too easy... I need to reflect on this epic fail and NEVER EVER do it again.
And my hat is off to 
I have no clue how it happened either. I don't go around paying 5-10x what cards are worth... I look for deals like other #RisingStar players, I'm sure, on the cards I have my eye on.
I'm not angry though.
I mean... I was pretty pissed off at myself for a little while understandably, I won't lie, but that's how life serves us its cookies sometimes. (These are some fuckin' terrible cookies, if you'll pardon my crudeness).
Not the end of the world. I guess I just needed to vent for a moment.
There. All better now... crisis averted.
Well, no... the crisis was definitely not averted, and I spent an unconscionable amount of precious Starbits on an epic vehicle #NFT (I don't remember which one I goofed on exactly, as I was buying a few at the time) and I'm still working to get back over a million. Jesus did NOT take the wheel-- now all the children are dead.
Kidding. I have no idea where that even came from! (Awkward laugh.) I'll get help.
I think I just clicked on the wrong BUY button, but it could also be one of those cases where the six-figure number looks to be the same length as its five-figure counterparts. In any case, my hat is off to the lucky recipient. Well played.
I'm sure it came as a pleasant surprise to
Truth be told, I removed most of my own liquidity after this blunder, in an effort to regain my millionaire status... but as you can see from the screenshot above, it's a sight better than a kick in the ass. (Trust me. 馃檮)
So I'm still well short of the 1,100,000 #Starbits that would otherwise sit in my wallet right now... but I think yesterday will be the only day I miss for the millionaire mission!
I have to say that I am shocked how quickly I was able to fill that sudden 200k+ token deficit-- by removing most of my liquidity, focusing on shorter regular missions only as much as possible, and also just outright buying around 50,000 tokens. There's still a gap, but I'm almost there.
There should be a special, very limited card for boneheads like me... maybe Milli Vanilli, or R Kelly. You get what I'm saying. What do y'all think? I feel I deserve a tokenized blemish of some sort.
And this is a pretty accurate overview of how I feel...
Shitty, yes... but I dealt with it in record time, and I put a selection of some of my higher end duplicates on sale last night too, so I might even end up having some crypto to play with (and to dive deeper into the #LPs) when the dust settles.
Live and Learn, as they say... and rock harder as a consequence of the lessons. That's the idea, isn't it? No hard feelings, obviously... I just figured it would be a funny (ha!) story that my fellow Rising Stars could appreciate.
I'm glad it happened to me and not you.
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. 馃槓
Heed the wise fruits of my tragic #failure (in true rock star fashion, I might add): read those damn buttons twice, click them once! That is all. I say good day!
