Hey guys, I have a brilliant idea!
Let's commemorate our independance, and the veterans that have made its retention possible these last 200 years, by blasting bombs into the sky that will likely send many of them into post traumatic episodes, breakdowns, and extended periods of somber reflection!
Yeah, that sounds like a fucking genius idea. The way we thank them for their service like no other.
Seriously though, I didn't have to be told to think this way. Neither should you. But keep buying those iPhones, binging on that netflix, and being a bag of dicks.
