Quddus Mia has always been creating one accident after another in the office. That's why a special training has been arranged to improve his performance.
He is sent to a reputed training center in the country where he was trained on human resources and management.
Major Morshed has come for training. Due to his service in the army, he has a sense of urgency. Whenever he speaks about anything, it looks like he is ordering. Everyone listens to him very attentively. His sessions have pin drop silence.
As soon as he enters the training session first day, he asks everyone: Among you who has killed the cat honeymoon night?
Quddus Mia raises his hand: Sir, I did not kill the cat. But I killed a mice.
Major Morshed frowns: What?
My brother-in-law mischievously put a mice in my pocket. What an awkward situation, it was! I couldn't either get it out, or keep it.
Dangerous bastard the boy was! Then?
Then what else, entering the bedroom, at first killing the rat out.
Even better, at least one of you has been found to have hit something.
Everyone else is embarrassed by the shame of not being able to kill the mice or cats at their honeymoon night.
Major Morshed raises his voice and say: Anyway, you have to kill the cat at honeymoon day to the office. Whenever you go to a new office - you have to warn your subordinates on the first day in such a way that as long as they work under you, they will remain afraid. This is the cat killing technique.
Quddus Mia raises his hand again: Sir, I have the experience of killing mice. No experience of killing cats. If you could explain with an example.
Quddus Mia jumps up and says: Great sir. I will also apply Cat Killing Technique.
Quddus Mia has joined another branch of the company as a new manager. He thinks he will approach everyone by applying the cat killing technique on the first day.
So he goes out to visit the office. He looks, everyone is working. Only one is talking on the mobile. Quddus Mia gets the opportunity.
Going closer, he asks seriously: How much do you get monthly salary?
Quddus Mia take eight thousand taka from the accounts and shouts at him: This is your one month salary. Get out. I don't want to see you in this office anymore.
He has left. Quddus Mia is impressed by himself with his own performance. Pin drop silence all around the office. That means the technique is working.
Quddus Mia looks at everyone in the office with a cheerful expression and asks: What did that man do here?
One answers: Sir, he is a courier service boy. He comes every day on the office to deliver the letters.
Everyone broke the silence and laughed out loud.
