source: When I'm the 12th person in line at the grocery store, and they open another register at the other end of the store.

source: If BTC can just break through this Resistance Line, it'll go to the moon.... Never mind.

source: Just as I finally start to get the hang of this crypto trading business, and have almost recovered my losses from the last drop...

source: When you see that your pay increase at work doesn't even cover the increase in health insurance premiums.

source: When you are excited that Argentina and Brazil are both held to a tie, then you remember your country failed to make the World Cup.

source: Since Father's Day and Mother's Day are two big card giving days, and neither "Not a Father Day" nor "Not a Mother Day" are days celebrated with card giving, isn't it ironic

source: Every rental car after I return it.

source: If a drunk driver hits a lady on her way to the abortion clinic, and she has a miscarriage, would he be charged with vehicular manslaughter by the lady, or theft of services by the abortion clinic?

source: Filling up the beer bong for Andre the Giant.

source: Ripped from the headlines- "5 Injured in Shooting at California Funeral Home". All I can say for the funeral home director is "Location, location, location." Also surprising

source: I just received an email from our Insurance agent at work, with the memo line "Sexual Misconduct Allegations Are Rampant: Do You Have Proper Coverage?" I assume it is promoting a seminar

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source: I predict that during Switzerland's first game of the World Cup Soccer tournament, when the medics are called to attend to an injured player, Switzerland will be flagged for too many men on the

source: My response when I tell someone I write comedy material, and they tell me to say something funny.

source: Right after you think cryptos have bottomed out and are ready to retrace.

source: Me, trying to use my Sensitivity Class training.

source: Rumor has it that the trade deal between the US and North Korea will include McDonalds franchises. There will be slight menu alterations, such as the "McPet Nuggets".

source: My dad is in a nursing home battling alzheimers, parkinson's and dementia. I went to visit him last night as he finished supper. The nurse's aid was brushing away all the crumbs that had fallen

source: There is a free "Stand up Comedy" class in my area tonight. The class is "designed to make you funnier" according to the advertisement. I think I'll show up 15 minutes late

source: When BTC finally starts to make a move up!