- No Sex Tonight !
- How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?
- My wife made me promise to stop making stupid jokes
- Doctor: You have cancer and Alzheimer's
- How come ants don't get sick?
- TIL: bumblebees can fly higher than mount Everest
- Mom I got a boyfriend!
- If there's anything my wife has taught me about being sexist,
- I froze myself to -273.1°C
- A sperm was undergoing training for conception
- If I had a dollar for every gender...
- A Jew is being held in prison in the Soviet Union for trying to emigrate to Israel
- Experts from different fields were asked the question: "What is 2+2?"
- My girlfriend and I almost didn't have the second date because on the first date I didn't open the car door for her
- A rich man and a poor man were sitting at the bar, having a few drinks
- If I had a dollar for every gender
- Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walk into a bar.
- Don't let your kids watch symphonies on TV
- An old woman stopped me and asked
- What kind of music do wind turbines like?
- My physics teacher told me I had potential.
- Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein and Blaise Pascal are playing hide and seek
- Happiness is like peeing your pants
- In a terrible car accident, 3 nuns die at the same time
- An older gentleman goes with his wife to the doctor.
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