- TIL the lead singer of Chumbawumba is married to a champion breakdancer. She had to give up dancing when she fell pregnant but, only three months after giving birth, successfully defended her title at the World Championship.
- Don't you hate it when you're driving along smoking a cigarette, you flick it out the window and you drive for a couple more miles and smell something funny and you look over onto the back seat and sure enough..
- What's the process of applying for a job at Hooters?
- A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American
- A man dies and ends up in Hell.
- What do hamsters and cigarettes have in common?
- Donald Trump goes to a fortune teller and asks "When am I going to die?"
- Every cook has a secret
- What do vaginas and the mafia have in common?
- There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes.
- My dad is a professional Russian roulette player.
- Is she a virgin?
- Racecar backwards is still racecar.
- My girlfriend and I almost didn't have the second date because on the first date I didn't open the car door for her
- Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
- Chess is banned under Islam
- I told my wife I was so stressed that only a blowjob would help.
- A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem
- Anal sex is like your first car
- Apparently Trump's family tree looks like a cactus
- A roman soldier walks into a bar
- Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
- Horrible joke
- I saw my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop
- When god created man
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