My favorite ones are in bold
- Why can't Donald Trump be hung for treason?
- A guy goes to a halloween party with a girl on his back.
- I hope Death is a woman
- An Irishman in a bar hears a familiar accent, and says to the guy next to him "Are you Irish, then?"
- English is Weird.
- What happened when the escalator broke down?
- Dads are like boomerangs.
- This is your captain speaking
- For those of you wondering what it’s like to be married
- Getting married is great. But, before you do it, there are some things you have to consider.
- If online bullying has taught us anything.
- What do you call it when two flowers have a child?
- I'll never forget my son's first words...
- (NSFW) A mother and child are driving behind a garbage truck
- Told by my friend years ago in high school [long] [nsfw]
- What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
- Slash has always been in AC/DC...
- If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY.
- A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife
- 10-inch BIC
- As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter…
- A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.
- I Used To Be Addicted To Soap
- Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
- [NSFW] My favorite NSFW joke from my high school.