- As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter…
- A boy was watching TV with his father
- My girlfriend asked me with how many girls I've slept with
- [NSFW] My favorite NSFW joke from my high school.
- Why don't black people go on cruise ships?
- “So how long are you in for? ” I asked my cell mate.
- I'm 60 days clean now.
- I was about to smoke weed with a couple cute Mexican girls...
- I refused to believe I was gay and dyslexic.
- What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
- Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10.
- Why do Canadians do it doggy style?
- You hear about the transgender in the military?
- Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates..
- A Jewish Mother was horrified to find out her daughter was divorcing her doctor husband.
- Manliest man ever contest
- A lost dog strays into a jungle.
- I was having sex with my wife last night
- A Lesson in Morals
- I like my passwords like my girlfriends:
- A guy ring's his new girlfriend's doorbell
- Anal invitation
- My new girlfriend asked me how many girls I’ve slept with.
- Republicans are the real snowflakes.
- My vet told me I'm spoiling my dog.
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