I did a little contemplating on if to share really serious moments or just fun ones, and I guess I wanted us all to relax and have some laugh, based on my selections below. Here they are;
Number one
I'll never forget that day, while i was in my third year in university, when i was returning home from school and our bus driver was apparently suffering from diarrhea.
We were on the highway, cruising at a
high speed, all of a sudden the driver
hit the brakes, everyone began screaming, "Jesus! Jesus!!' The old lady beside me already held my hand and began to kabash.
Before we could finish and grasp what was happening, the man(driver) jumped down and ran off into the bush.
He came out after about 5 minutes after and everybody was ready to eat him raw. He just knelt down in front of the bus and announced, "ake una no vex, I drink goko cleanser." Everybody just burst into laughter.
Number two
I'll never forget how, in my teenage years, my guys and i used to sneak out to attend football trainings at PH City Academy. We would keep our kits with the gateman. We'd leave school after 2 pm, miss out on school lessons - which held from 2:05 - 3:30pm. Sometimes, we got caught punished the next day. Other times, nobody gets to notice. Well, there was a caught on a certain day, and it led to things-and-things(will save the story for another day). Crazy sontin. Football been too sweet that year. Now everything just tire me. Now, I just want to be a submissive house husband to a very rich wife .
Number three
I'll never forget years ago when I had to travel for an examination to a different state, unaccompanied by any relative because I did not want to feel like a kid. That day, after my exam, I got out of the exam hall to realize that I had lost a part of my transport fare back home. I just don't know how that happened. My phone battery was out too and it was raining. My exams were for the afternoon so it was almost evening when I finished. There was nothing I could do. I began to ask some people for help, but not one person was kind enough. I even went to a bus driver and begged him, but nothing. It was getting late, and I was starting to fear. That was the time of pickpockets and intense cultists. Besides, I was at a park in a busy area.
Long story short, an agbero, by all indication, walked up to me, and I was terrified of what he might do. Surprisingly, he inquired if anything was wrong with me as he Saud he'd been watching me for a while and after my fearful narration, man led me to a bus, paid for my fare even when I told him I had half the fee and told the driver to drive his brother safely home. To this day, that is one act that shakes me. I could never forget.
Number four
I'll never forget how I did and over-do for one girl I was eyeing that year in my street, only to find out she was seeing this one nitwit of a boy. Kai! Man had no steeze at all, just lame jokes and sweet mouth. Thar girl used me anyhow. Smh!
Number five: not the least, neither the last, but...
I'll not ever forget 2015. The year I won the MVP for the NUGA games. I can not begin to explain how tremendously excited it made me and how fulfilling it was. It meant something to me and my family, my friends, and our entire team. It was and still is a big win.
Those are as required; the five 'I'll never forget' moments. Hope you enjoyed reading.
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