Well people it's official. I went from dreams of penny pinching riches to welfare here on the Steem blockchain. I was looking at the messages in my wallet the other night and noticed I had been signed up for a Steem Basic Income, into which .0001 deposit was made on my behalf.
Socialism on the blockchain? 
At .0001 I think I could get a better deal from the president of Venezuela, lol. All joking aside, 
, okay, okay, damn emoji's, 
...only on Steemit would .0001 be considered a basic income. Before long I will be the skinniest I've ever been in my life. I doubt I will be able to afford a new wardrobe but I guess I could just run around naked here on Steemit which seems to be a whole lot more profitable as two comments I made on the dporn site brought me in eight tokens worth .12 each. Which inevitably should cause more people to Kroon EEK as I am not doing to well in that department with only one Kroon token worth absolutely nothing at all so it would seem an appropriate gesture to help them out a bit to gain an incredible amount of growth. (lol) With one person considering me to be an asshole awarding me one Ass token combined with the twenty thousand who consider me to be a Geek I hardly think I'll come off as totally offensive running around naked here. Yes it can be quite the irony sometimes when creating Drama, drinking Beer, Porn and throwing out some Shade is more profitable than five thousand reasons to pray to God but who knows, maybe that's why the Future don't look to bright either...lol, I'll need all the basic income I can get. 
(ps...thank you Steem Basic Income for your contribution, it all adds up in the end)
