I was not sure how I was going o pull off this #freewrite today. Then a little idea popped into my head and it started to grow!
A sneak-peek into a zany conversation with a man named Rico and a local airport TSA agent.
How much martial art weapon experience do you have?
None. Chuck, however, has a lot of experience.
How many metal chains do you currently have in your carry on?
None. Chuck, however, has one metal chain.
How many wooden sticks do you have in your carry on?
None. Chuck, however, has two wooden sticks. And they just happen to be connected by the metal chain.
How many times have you watched Napoleon Dynamite?
None. Chuck, however, watches that movie almost every night. He’s got skills.
How many times have you met Bruce Lee?
None. Chuck, however, meet him once. Chuck says he’s one dangerous dude.
Got anything you need to declare before you board the plan?
None. Chuck, on the other hand, probably does. Hey, Chuck …
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