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To the tune of "Let it go":
The ground is just right in this park tonight
Not a sunray to be seen
I’m alone here, isolated
And I know that I’m a bean.
I feel the hormones rise they pressure me inside
Cannot keep them in even if I tried
Go on now up, just let them see
Be the green bean that you were meant to be
Pho-to-syn-the-size now let’s go
Now I can grow!
Let it grow, let it grow
Won’t hold me back anymore
Let it grow, let it grow
Push strongly through the hard floor
I don’t know what is in my way
Let the roots be strong
The dark never held me back anyway.
It’s funny how some auxin makes everything get tall
And the shell that once compressed me is no longer a wall
It’s time to see where I can go
Is out there summer is there snow
Go left, go right, where am I now
I grow!
Let it grow, let it grow
I do look for the wind and sky
Let it grow, Let it grow,
I’ll never stop to try
Here I push and here I swell
Produce ethylene.
My leaves are forming now the color is so green
I can taste water here it is not really clean
And one stone blocks the way I have to go around
It will not make me stop, I will now leave the ground!
Let it grow, let it grow
And I’ll rise like it was my plan
Let it grow, let it grow
The tiny seed is gone
Now I see the light of the sun
Let the roots be strong
The dark never held me back anyway.
Plant hormones
The Germination of a Bean
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