The ducks had escaped their enclosure and were approaching the house demanding food like a hoard of zombies crying "brains!".
I am lucky enough to live on a 12 acre farmlet near Takaka. There is only road into this bay and it's a gnarly drive over a mountain range. This is my bug out location. A fertile valley. Food won't be a problem in a SHTF situation. Which reminds me, I better stock up on toilet paper.
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