yup, you heard me right...ON to me, not out of me ;>
I will, occasionally, take a leak by going out on the back porch, hanging it through a gap in the fence, and letting it rip.
so when I went out to feed the idiot cat...Choptail, a stray with a distrust of folks since some jackass cut off half his tail... and the urge befell me, it was no problem to go take care of business.
and as I'm draining, I hear something around the fence corner, crunching through the undergrowth; the fence is solid at that point, so I can't see around the corner.
I yell go away but keep hearing crunch crunch. so I chucked the empty cat food can over the fence.
and the crunches turn into an avalanche towards me...and out pops a little armored ball!
and even though he is below the deck by a good 2 feet (maybe about 2 feet horizontally), I jump in the air...
...while I'm still pissing.
at least I didn't walk into another prowler LOL