Waa gwan? Dis ah fah everyone wo has heard enough Christmas carols - ah nah drunk. Dis song ah also fah dem de wo a drunk.
Big up to dis Canadian jam. It will be stuck inna fi yuh head aal day. Mi promise its nah Nickelback- notin funny bout Nickelback (fah real).
Mi havent been pon here inna ah long time - mi tink mi ago stick around mek som posts. ya mon.
ave ah merry christmas