Had sex inside Smoothie King.
I still don’t know how I managed to make my upstairs into the managers office with this woman I knew less than a month.
Tyler was a woman who routinely came into the restaurant I worked at to talk to her sister Raquel to catch up. I would make jokes and say “Raquel, when you going to hook me up with your sister?”
I was joking…
But the ONE shift she walks in, Raquel says, “Patrick wants your number, give it to him, you guys should hangout…”
We texted for a few weeks, and the first time we “officially” hooked up was when my parents moved from our old house to a new one.
They were roughly 15–20 miles away.
I had a late night phone conversation with Tyler and told her I needed “help on my English homework” at 11pm.
She came by, and I entered her a little less than an hour later.
Her night shifts at Smoothie King would end around 9pm, and I would hangout and just chat with her.
I can’t recall how it transpired exactly, but Tyler gave the GREATEST blowjobs on the planet. She watched porn so, she knew exactly how to give oral, suck your balls, and use her hands.
I can remember sitting down in “Zach’s” chair, the guy who did the booking, getting a blowjob, and looking outside the window and seeing people walk by.