What the show "COPS" might be like without euphemisms......
Nasal Male Announcer (staring into camera, smirking): Welcome fellow tax slaves to another edition of “Violent People In Uniforms”! We won’t waste any time getting into the repressive action tonight. Two violent order-followers in uniforms, from extortion-funded car 666 in Swampton, Florida, are approaching two peaceful plant smokers. Let’s go live to Swampton now!
Image on screen changes from grinning announcer to two guys in uniforms, who are rapidly approaching two peaceful people in a park. The peaceful people are smoking a plant and sitting on a park bench, talking about philosophy.
Violent Man One (sweating, talking to peaceful people): Hold it right there! Just what do you think you’re doing?
Peaceful Person One: Sitting in a park, talking about philosophy, and smoking a plant. What are you doing? And where did you get that silly costume?
Violent Man Two (to other cop): Looks like we got a wise guy. (turns to peaceful people) You know damn well that what you’re doing is illegal!
Peaceful Person Two: But it’s not wrong.
Violent Man One: Yep, wise guy.
Violent Man One nods to Violent Man Two. They violently grab the two peaceful people, start searching them, steal their plant and cash, throw them on the ground, and assault them more.
Peaceful Person One (while being assaulted): But THIS IS WRONG. What you’re doing is WRONG.
Two violent guys in uniforms proceed to kidnap the peaceful people while telling them they will be thrown in a cage.
Image cuts away from the scene and back to the grinning Nasal Male Announcer.
Nasal Male Announcer (pumps fist): That’s what I’m talkin about! That, fellow tax slaves, is what the show “Violent People In Uniforms” is all about! Now that’s some Satanic action! We’re not gonna stop there. We’ve got some road pirate action coming right up! We’ve got extortion-funded vehicle 322 pulling someone over in Telhimeerong, Mississippi.
Scene cuts away from announcer to a man in a uniform getting out of his extortion-funded road pirate vehicle. He’s approaching a sweet old lady in a Cadillac, who he just pulled over.
Violent Man In Uniform: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Lady: Because you’re a violent order-follower who doesn’t know the difference between right and wrong?
Violent Man: I don’t appreciate the attitude, lady.
Lady: And I don’t appreciate being harassed.
Violent Man: I pulled you over because you were going 55 in a 35 zone.
Lady: Oh, you mean in that speed trap, where there’s a tiny sign hidden by a bush as you get into a small town? When the so-called “speed limit” drops suddenly after driving on a two-lane highway for a long time?
Violent Man: Lady, you’re acting suspicious. I’m going to search your vehicle.
Lady: You’re going to violate my privacy?
Violent Man: Let’s see what ya got in that purse. (he snatches purse away from the lady’s side, starts snooping inside, pulls out thick wad of violence-backed federal reserve notes) Whoa! That’s a lot of cash! I’m gonna have to confiscate this.
Lady: You mean steal it.
Violent Man (yelling frantically): Stop resisting! Stop resisting! (pulls sweet old lady out of car, kidnaps her)
Scene cuts back to grinning male announcer with nasal voice…..
Announcer: There you have it! Look at that! The bullies in blue always put on an entertaining show. That’s what your stolen tax funds pay for, folks! I’m afraid that’s all the time we have for this edition of the show. Stay tuned for more mind-control programming! Goodnight!
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