Zeus is a 1 1/2 year old yellow lab and golden retriever mix. He gets made fun of sometimes for his short stubby legs, but he seems to embrace his unique traits.
Some of Zeus favorite activities are going to the lake, chasing frogs in the backyard, kayaking the rivers and watching me shit. He gets excited when I grab my keys or put my shoes in because he knows were going on an adventure.
Sometimes the little guy even hops in the shower with me. Good thing I keep some peanut butter in the shower. Zeus loves peanut butter.
When we aren't out doing things we like to sit inside and watch Game of Thrones. But Zeus just stares at me like a weirdo the whole time. He appears to be not impressed.
Zeus is a battle hardened veteran as well touting one of the highest K/D ratios in the neighborhood of 107 kills. No deaths. No rabbit or bird is safe in our backyard. He is like the Dexter of dogs. Under the deck with plastic sheeting and surgical tools.
Sometimes he scares me. I don't think he likes that I'm writing about him now.
He is a ninja.