I've had an idea for a tattoo for a while, haven't had the funding necessary to make it a reality.
An enormous cock - a rooster, dammit - descending from the heavens, wings spread, beak parted, plumage blazing in red and yellow.
In its mighty talons would be grasped an immense slice of juicy lemon, spatters of sourness flinging forth from the segment.
Below everything would be a phrase in Chinese. I would consult with a fluent speaker, make sure I had it right.
It would say "LEMON CHICKEN".
