A married couple went to Chuck Norris for their relationship problems. The husband said, "Oh great and powerful Chuck Norris, my wife has lost the ability to feel pleasure in bed! What can I do to fix this?" Chuck Norris then proceeded to make love to the guy's wife right on the floor next to him. After about three and a half hours of her moaning in ecstasy and epic music, Chuck Norris got up and said, "She seems to be working alright for me!" He then roundhouse kicked them both into space, thus ending the couples relationship problems forever!