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“THEY” DON’T WANT YOU TO HAVE THESE…
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Are you tired of being lied to by the 5-sense world?
Do you suspect there’s more hiding in the static between channels?
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⛔ WARNING:
May cause headaches, time slippage, lucid dreams, or sudden bursts of universal understanding.
Not approved by the U.S. Paranormal Sciences Division (and that's a good thing!).
✅ INCLUDES:
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FREE Pocket Guide: “Secrets They Buried in the Static”
Bonus redacted case files from Operation BLACK MIRROR
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Schumann Sight Industries
P.O. Box 138, Dead River, New Mexico
Or wire $4.99 + 2 cereal proofs to:
“The Pit Stop Signal Catalog,” Dept. 7
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