Please, oh please, will you leave this room?
You’re a distraction, and you shall make me meet my doom.
Do you want me to not finish my work?
If that’s true, then you’re a jerk!
I’ve already been procrastinating,
And with you not leaving, it’s so frustrating!
I’ve to finish my English and math,
So leave this room or face my wrath!
You are my older sister,
Even if you’re annoying as a blister,
And even though I love you,
You’re making me A.D.D—it’s true!
So please, please, I’m begging,
(Why the heck are you wearing jeggings?)
Leave me in peace,
Or my nagging will never cease!
