@grumpycat, I woke up this morning and saw that you upvoted my post, and your other account @madpuppy upvoted me too. Yes, they we're powerful upvotes, but I have to ask you....

ARE YOU FERAL?!?!

I called you evil and said that what you did was heinous! I detailed how you were stealing from charity by downvoting a @youarehope post! Why would you upvote my rant against you?

@grumpycat, why do you...

• Upvote your own 2 sentence comments?
• Upvote posts that give you bad publicity?
• Downvote quality posts?
• Want bidbots to adhere to a 3.5 day rule?
• Downvote people who use a bidbot before 3.5 days?

I heard you are from Korea. Which side? South Korea? If so, shame on you!!! After everything you went through to secure your freedom as a country, and now you're oppressing others! North Korea? If so, well that explains a lot, but I truly doubt you're from there. People get executed for watching TV...

I've been pondering over all the different reasons as to why you upvoted me, and here's what I came up with...

You want me to he on your side? Sorry, I'm passionate about freedom, and we wouldn't get along. You insult me. Do you really think I can be bribed? You don't know me at all.

You thought I was cute? Um, set your libido to the side for a second and see what I was actually saying about you.

You're trying to silence me? Sorry pussycat, I might be a sweet little naive ball if positivity most if the time, but when someone treads on my value system, there's no stopping me.

You're upvoting it, just to downvote it later? I'm already expecting it.

There's a glitch in the matrix? Maybe, but don't your systems have the ability to determine between a pro @grumpycat post and an anti @grumpycat post?

You were drunk, and you thought you were flagging me? Sober up buddy, you had one job.

You're trying to throw us off and confuse us? You don't make any sense, so it's working, you twisted kitty.

You're a glutton for punishment? There's got to be a good psychiatrist around somewhere in your area. You need help.

You like the bad publicity? Why would you want to be infamous? You could actually do some good with all that SP.

You have a conscience after all!? That's my hope @grumpycat! If that's the case, please donate to @youarehope to show us that you really changed.

@grumpycat, why do you really care about poor little minnows using bidbots?

• If you really cared about the rape of the reward pool, you wouldn't upvote yourself

• If you really cared about spam, you wouldn't downvote quality posts

• If you really cared about the 3.5 day rule, you wouldn't go around downvoting posts before 3.5 days

You don't stand for anything except unchecked power, and censorship!!!

You are everything that's wrong with Steemit, rolled into one!

This isn't just about Steemit, it's about freedom. Deep inside yourself @grumpycat, you feel the pull of freedom, tugging at the recesses of your mind. If you won't change @grumpycat, please cancel that upvote. I don't want it!

Thanks for reading.

Love, snowpea ❤

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