A 65-year-old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
Being on the operating table she got a near-death experience.
Seeing God she asked: 'Dear lord, has my time here come to an end?'
'No Ma'm, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'.
Upon recovery, realizing she was given so much more time, she figured she might as well make the most of the rest of her life and decided to stay in the hospital a little longer, have a Face-lift, liposuction, breast implants, and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Now arriving in front of God, a little ticked-off she demanded:
'God, you said I had another 33 years to live! Why didn't you pull me away from the path of that Ambulance?'
'I'm sorry Ma'm, but I didn't recognize you anymore'
