Was this part of last years’ run up to SteemFest? No matter if it was, as nobody actually challenged me to prove some of this ‘truths’ that I may or may not have made up.
Were they tall tales or not? Perhaps this time I will be challenged. It’s all about breaking the ice right?
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So let’s get to the facts.
FACT #1: I have finger missing from my right hand. I haven’t been cavorting with gangsters who cut it off with pincers due to a drug deal gone bad…., no this was from birth so I never missed it.
Fortunately I am left handed so it never impeded with my writing, not that anyone writes anymore in today’s world of technology.
…’Not my hand or fingers. Ask me at SteemFest and I will show you’…
I got a lot of stick about it at school. Kids tend to tease, talk and more than once I was cornered and ordered to show my hand to ‘the mob’
FACT #2: I can imitate the squawking quacking sound of Donald Duck surprisingly well, not the voice but the noise.
I am willing to demonstrate but be aware that EVERYONE will probably stare if I do, so don’t expect me to do it in a crowded area!
Donald is a noisy animal and dogs have been known to back away on hearing it for the first time which can be amusing.
...’Yeah, it’s that interesting’…
My dog just gives me a bored stare these days occasionally accompanied by a large yawn. He’s heard it many times.
FACT #3: I’m sure I mentioned this one last year, but as nobody challenged me to prove it here I go again.
I don’t practice Yoga, yet I can still perform the Full Lotus without any difficulty. OK, let me rephrase that.. I used to be able to perform it without thinking but as I’m getting older my legs are a little stiffer.
But I can still do it. The internet tells me that some Yoga masters have tried for years and failed.
What’s the big deal I say?
FACT #4: I have got strange gangly arms that I can send behind my back when it itches. To put it another way, I can scratch any part of my back.
Backscratchers need not apply, I don’t need them.
For the longest time I figured everyone could do this. This is not the case and 
So there you have it. THREE of these lies.. er facts are true and one is a downright lie.
When you go to SteemFest then you can find the truth, if you are interested enough to do so.
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