You just have a dim view of Yorkshire because you only ever visit run down shit holes there!

Not just there, pretty much everywhere. Yorkshire hosts the best Fish and Chips anywhere, it seems once you cross the border the taste changes. If only someone could bring that taste to the west side of Pennines.., but that appears to be impossible.

Bangkok's main bus station dropped its 3baht charge to use the bog but in this

Ha.. that would never work in a country 'over there'. Amusing story...