LOL.. go to the North-East, the most deprived area of England if you want cheap!

and had then berated an 86 year-old woman for sneaking a quick piss in the disabled bog.

Isn't this a case for the ECHR?.. 😀.. We didn't ask to piss did we, or shit? It's not an option during pre-birth. Years ago London Euston used to charge passers-by to piss but now they don't. I have tried to find out why, but failed.