Today was one of those days where I just couldn't muster up the will to do anything more than I absolutely had to. Fortunately, it was a public holiday so I was successful in sleeping most of the afternoon away. I had weird dreams I'm trying to forget and basically woke up feeling funky. Instead of fighting the strange out of place and time feelings I'm going to launch into them. Do you know what that means?

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Now, don't assume this will be a shit post. I really can't bring myself to just produce waste. The reason for that is because I became so accustomed to my content being overlooked and under appreciated IMHO that now that I'm seemingly getting a bit of attention on new steem I don't want to let you or myself down. It's amazing what the difference between a potential 1 dollar reward versus a potential 2-4 dollar reward has accomplished.

Earlier today on my first failed attempt to steem on, I saw one of my favourite content creators do a Sunday rerun post. He simply put a collection of past creations together and voila a successful post was born. I commented that I really sincerely appreciated the balls of that move and that lead to a short back and forth where we agreed #showcase Sunday seems like a great opportunity to unearth old posts that were buried under the stake weight of too many shit posts to count. It hit me hard thinking of all my inspired well purposed posts that were rewarded a quarter and read by 3 people. Being that I'm not a steem veteran I refrained from simply dredging up a skramatters artifact, plus it was Monday on my part of the planet. But, it's a ballsy move and the door to rerun steem has been opened. Think of it as old and new steem.

Another case of giant balls was on display whereby a relatively nubile dolphin was going hard flagging our number one self voter. A self voter that is notorious and depending on how you subdivide bad actors is perhaps our most wanted. The bravery or whatever you want to call it was hastily retaliated against and we witnessed our first epic new steem whale on whomever flag campaign. This guy had exposed the retaliation and in the comments we can see that some other whales came to offer rescue relief and this battle is set to wage on for some time.

Well, all these big ball moves got me thinking about the crazy big ball videos I'd seen and since I'm feeling freaky I am dropping the tin foil hat offerings on you.

The first video is from the instant classic of 21st century TV Ancient Aliens and it scratches the surface of some big perfectly smooth balls. Are they star maps, telepathic focus stones, ceremonial balls or something more sinister like alien probes?

Next is a deeper dig into crazy town and comes from the mudfossils channel on YT. This guy is very knowledgeable especially when it comes to geology and human anatomy. His predilections and possible lack of medication or too much of meds if he is prescribed LSD has lead him to postulate a hypothesis that the ancient alien balls are in fact human! Giant human balls, that are in fact not balls at all but remains of ball and socket joints or parts of a massive finger tip. He claims with testing that the balls have humanoid DNA. He goes further down the rabbit hole to explain that the Egyptian pyramids of limestone are giant human ligaments that were simply carved away. Thus solving one of the greatest mysteries of ancient wonders of the world..

So there you have it folks, steemians with balls enough to respectfully post reruns on Sunday, endowed adequately enough to flag mega whales. And also I've discovered on YT some shit that will make your balls or ovaries shrivel up into insignificant specks of dust compared to the balls of tin foil tinkerers and internet fools gold..

alien balls

giant balls of humans