Are you bored? Are you sitting home alone, watching Jerry Springer, eating potato chips and longing for some excitement? Maybe you are waiting for those DNA test results, maybe not! Have your parents threatened to kick you out, and you can't realize why, it's only been 30 years ago you moved in.
No worries, let me take you under my wing, I will train you how to be a scam artist like no other scam artist before. That is correct, why should you bother have a boring 9 to 5 job? Why do it the honest way when it is so much easier to do it, well, unhonsetly! Which by the way is much easier if you know how.
Let us look at a couple ways to go about earning a dishonest buck the easy way, shall we?
First, lets talk about the old email scam, it is quite easy. You send unsuspecting people emails, addressed from important people who have lots of money, and tell the unsuspecting recipient of that email you are going to give them all kinds of money, just cause you are a nice person.
All they have to do in return is pay a "small" fee to recieve their large amount of money. The small fee will be yours, and the best part of it, they never get that large amount of money, cause it was never there in the first place!
Easy! Right? Nope wrong.
Although this method has been known to work, and still on occassion does, not all people are the trusting sort to go handing over "small" fees to anyone from an email that they found in their spam folder. Also, sending an eamil claiming to be Donald or Melania Trump is a big mistake, no one in their right mind would believe that cheapskate was going to give you anything but grief. The normal internet user is catching on to this method, so we shall move on to the next method.
The phone scam has been around for years. Why? Because it worked so well, was so easy, and so profitable. Why just this very morning I "almost" fell victim to one myself. I was called by the Canadian revenue Service. Apparently I owe $4,567.23. I found this a little disturbing, considering my total income for last year was only $12,600.00. What can I tell you, with all this dayum recycling, there are fewer people throwing away their cans and bottles.
So anyway the phone had rang, I answered, and was greeted by a computer generated voice, which by the way made this call sound so much more professional. I was directed to call back a phone number, and the "agent" in charge would help me. Well being a law abiding, tax paying citizen, I wanted to get this matter taken care of right away. I'm too old, yet still too pretty to go to jail.
I dialed the number, shaking nervously, wondering what my fate would be. Hopefully I could resolve this and not end up in a cell with big Bubba! Finally someone answered, sounded like a young girl speaking with a very heavy indian accent. I had no idea our government was hiring child labor from India. I'll be talking to my local representative about this later.
Anyway I must have taking this child by surprise, or she apparently didn't have my file on hand, so I was passed off to what I'm assuming was an adult, who also spoke with a very heavy indian accent. Must be the childs mommy.
I could not make out anything she was saying. Well i couldn't understand anything she was saying. I told her so, but said since this was such a serious matter, could she please have someone call me back that spoke plain english, because I am old and have bad hearing, and worse understanding of bullshit. I then hung up.
Yes, the phone scam was popular, but people are also catching on to this one as well. It is a known fact, or if it isn't known by all, it should be, the revenue service does not do business over the phone. Shame on any scam artist trying this method.
I know, I said better training for scam artists in the title. I lied. That's right. I scammed YOU with my title and one paragraph. Now stop reading this dribble, get your ass off your couch, stop trying to steal from old people and those mentally handicapped who may fall for your crap, AND GET A HONEST JOB!
