Greetings fam; Here i come again to put a smile on someones face.
A man was sleeping with his wife on the bed, he dreamt when he was in heaven. As he got to the heaven's gate he met one of the angel.
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Staying for while the man asked the angel;
Man : can i urinate here?
Angel: we dont allow such but you can.
Staying for a short while the man asked..
Man : am i free to mess here?
Angel: we dont allow such, but you can.
Again the man ask
Man : can i poo here?
Angel: we dont allow such but you can.
the man saw the flower near him and asked the angel.
man : Can i used the flower to clean my anus well?
Angel: we dont allow such, but you can.
Then, as the man was about to use the flower to clean his anus.
Wife: what!!!!!! . what do you think you are doing. you piss for bed i leave you, you mess i didnt talk, and you poo on top of bed i endured it, now you wan come use my only wrapper clean your nyash(butt),
U dey Mad!!!!!!!
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