It's Friday, might as well have a couple of laughs!!!
What would you call it if everyone in Australia drove a pink car?
- A pink carnation!
What did one plate say to the other plate?
- Lunch is on me!
Why did the fish cross the atlantic ocean?
- To get to the other tide!
Source: Although there are lots of bad jokes out there, I got all of these from: http://badjokefriday.tumblr.com/