A performance piece.
Hire the ExCel exhibition centre in London, advertise a free one day event called ‘THE HOME SECURITY SHOW’ or some such crap.
Have door personnel turn everyone away.
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A performance piece.
Hire the ExCel exhibition centre in London, advertise a free one day event called ‘THE HOME SECURITY SHOW’ or some such crap.
Have door personnel turn everyone away.