a webcomic, by Matt S. Law
Whoops, had this one done, just forgot to upload it, so this is a few hours late.
Giraffes are pretty dangerous. Males fight each other for mating rights by slamming each others necks. And I have it on good authority that a giraffe can kick a man's head off. And by good authority I mean I heard it from one of the zoo staff from the movie Fierce Creatures which is a non-sequel to A Fish Called Wanda. What's a non-sequel? Well, it's a completely different movie, but features the entire cast from A Fish Called Wanda. Like they wrapped filming and said, "that was fun, you guys want to do another?" In the ending scene, John Cleese even calls Jamie Lee Curtis "Wanda," and she corrects him "Willow."
Anyway here is the quote from the movie: 'What does he mean by ''fierce''? A giraffe can kick a man's head off, but you wouldn't call them ''fierce.'''
Well, when the Queen of the Jungle tells you to get fierce, Miss Giraffe, you get fierce! Is this a female giraffe? I don't know, they all have long eyelashes so it's hard to tell. Watch the video you can see Beretka get curb stomped at the end...
Boilerplate:
The Real Superheroines of Hive Valley is a webcomic about a reality television show following the lives of seven public domain superheroines that all live together in the same mansion in the elite community of Hive Valley.
You can read the series from the beginning ---> HERE.