When appeals to self-preservation fail, there is always the buyout option.
Remember, Team Kick did score a pretty big financial windfall off of Mayor Death Jester and the faked assassination attempt by that pseudo-Canadian assassin. Sure, they've been spending money on feeding and relocating refugees and also buying black market food and gear for their Kick Boy army. But Grayhawk probably knows a thing about investing in cryptocurrencies and in Jaguar-themed stocks. If we go back in time, where did I tell everyone to buy JAGX stock? When it was $0.059 USD? As of this Sunday it is at $0.88!
Full disclosure: That is not as impressive as it sounds, I think they had a 4:1 reverse stock split at one point. It's still almost a 4-fold increase.
Always bet on Black Jaguars!
Speaking of sure things, always be sure to invest in Kick Points. Here are the winners of the name-a-villain page from a couple of weeks ago. All in one image!
10 Kick Points each for Swimsquad and John B for coming up with two super villain names each. As the official sponsors for these villains you now need to create back stories for each of them in a 3-panel comic format. All rights and merchandising for said villains still remain the property of KICKMAN, LLC. Thanks for your hard work!
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KICKMAN, LLC is a weekly webcomic written, penciled, inked, colored, lettered, and produced by Matt S. Law. Matt lives in a van, traveling the United States as a full-time pet-sitter. His mobile art studio consists of a Microsoft Surface Pro 7+ and Clip Studio Paint Pro software.
To read Kickman from the beginning click HERE
Here is a timelapse video of this week's comic strip:
https://rumble.com/v6lprs4-kickman-29x09.html?mref=18dagn&mc=d3obe
