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In honor of Star Wars Day, Java is battling a Sith Lord E.T.
Yeah, those grays aren't much of a threat. Unless of course, you remember the gray aliens that Kickman and Generic Kung-Fu Superhero Sidekick battled in Kickman: The Adventure Game for PC! Which believe it or not, is a real thing. All Patreon subscribers gain access to the Kickman PC game which highlights Kickman and Generic Kung-Fu Superhero Sidekick's first day as superheroes. It is hilarious. So, become a patron and play it today!
https://www.patreon.com/posts/14196398
Also, I did totally copy and paste Java from last week.